
Firstly, let me reassure you that Andy Burnham and Larry the cat are both alive and well.
Things at Downing Street are perfectly fine unlike matters across the channel where the number 10 issue is bordering on catastrophic for the French national team.
On this side of le Manche we have a conservative distinction between the scrum-half and fly half roles however, in France there is a much more laissez-faire attitude which is maybe just as well considering the situation France currently find themselves in.
Before Saturday’s win over Fiji Les Bleus were already down to the bare bones at numero dix with Matthieu Jalibert and Anton Hastoy out injured and Thomas Ramos, who can also play fly half, also incapacitated.
Things got even worse in Lyon when Romain Ntamack left the field after thirty-three minutes grimacing and clutching his left arm with what looked like the classic symptoms of a dislocated shoulder.
The injury was confirmed at a Lyon hospital on Saturday night where the shoulder was put back in place.
Ntamack returned home to Toulouse yesterday for further treatment. An operation could make his presence in the 2027 Guinness Six Nations doubtful.
With only five days to go before South Africa arrive at Stade de France the fly half cupboard is bare and France’s options are limited.
Do they play the inexperienced Axel Desperes the Pau fly half or Stade Francais’ Louis Carbonel who has been added to the squad ?
The more favoured option appears to be going with either Maxime Lucu or Antoine Dupont at ten.
As mentioned earlier the French tend to be much less prescriptive when it comes to switching half back positions.
Maxime Lucu seems to be the favourite to start at ten having had experience at Champions Cup level with Bordeaux in the role.
France in effect only have one full training session this week before team selection on Thursday, and with Paul Boudehent also leaving the squad through injury it could well be a case of last man standing.




















